September 2012
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Oh, how I wish I could date a soccer player...
August 2012
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booksarefornerds:
“my boyfriend does this cute thing where he doesn’t exist” why dont you join him
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July 2012
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June 2012
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olvidare:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
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May 2012
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
ahommeboyslife:
fine whatever i will just date myself
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
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April 2012
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Differences between normal people and me: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
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